Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.

Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded

by Chin Killa January 13, 2011

diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.

I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.

by helpful tipper May 6, 2011

diarrhicious

A food which is both enjoyable and regrettable in which it is delicious, but usually includes the after effects of diarrhea.

"Mmmmm, this Fritos bean dip is diarrhicious, Catherine."

by LaurenHugz January 9, 2012

Diarhito

The digestive distress and subsequent runny feces caused by eating any Mexican food.

I ate 6 Dorito Locos for dinner, and now I'll be on the toilet all night with diarhito...

by asagan July 19, 2012

Diarrito

A Mexican dish consisting of a tortilla rolled around a filling, typically of beans or ground or shredded beef which induces loose to watery bowel movements 24 - 72 hours after consumption.

Harold was unable to enjoy watching a movie with his friends for he ate a diarrito the previous evening.

by allison_burgers September 7, 2012

diarrhea sweats

You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.

No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.

by Dmnnmykah February 22, 2015

Diarreeces

The act of spreading ones nutty diarrhea evenly in empty Reece's cup wrappers then freezing them and serving them at parties.

I fucking hate everybody I work with so I brought a tray of diarreeces and left them in the break room

by Shugarshayne July 17, 2016