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Deer Park

A small suburb in Ohio. There's nothing really to do there and many of the towns and other surburbs around them, who are rich by the way, look down on them. All their sports team suck. The only thing they have that is good is their marching band.
by A Sad Girl From Deer Park September 15, 2010
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deerfield light

The Delbarton School, an all boys day school that wishes it was a boarding school in New Jersey.
" Hey look, he's got a green hat with a big D on it, do you think he goes to Deerfield?"
"Nah, this is New Jersey, he goes to Delbarton."
"Whats that?"
"Deerfield Light."
by Agamemnon84 May 9, 2005
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deberried

A clean arsehole and surrounding area, free from buckleberries, dingleberries and the like.
Ah, yes! I like to cruise the local dance clubs for for fresh-faced, deberried females.
by ButtFuzz October 25, 2005
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deer Cavalier

A Chevrolet Cavalier that has struck a deer, commonly found near forest highways.
Onlooker: My lord, that man has just collided into a deer with his Chevrolet Cavalier.
Onlooker passenger: A deer Cavalier, how embarrassing.
by Deerlier February 6, 2008
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Red Deer

place. Sparklingly clean, relatively disease free city cleverly placed between Edmonton and Calgary in the hub of the buried oil and dinosaurs belt. Home to many of the prettiest nurses on the planet and home to more country themed bars than is really sensible.

Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.

Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.

Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.

Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.

The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?

Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
by gnostic1 July 18, 2011
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DeerSmear

The droppings that originate from a Deer. The title fits more if said droppings are smeared.
"Thompson! Thompson! Come Quick! Look at all of this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"
by Drekorig June 7, 2007
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Deerleg

The severed leg of a deer. Usually not the whole leg, it is almost always a section containing the animal's hoof. It is upstate New Jersey's answer to the cursed monkey paw, and represents an antagonist to the lucky rabbit foot.

In folklore, the deerleg will reappear to and haunt whomever finds it, even in their thoughts and dreams. It is a bad omen.
Friends of mine found the deerleg alone at an abandoned gas station in NJ during a road trip to a UFC event.
by JustinBer January 20, 2008
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