Curtisy desk

The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".

Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023

Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...

put that shit on the crap desk dog

by hI121 October 25, 2010

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Desk President

In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.

Hes the Desk president?? I dont agree with that!

by IM THE CARETAKER April 24, 2019

Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof

I am going to dust my desk today

by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008