Bitch Desk 

The Bitch desk is that one desk in a classroom that is too small e.g, for bitches only.

Damn it, I got into class late, I got the Bitch Desk

Bitch Desk by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

throw desk

To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.

David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."

Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."

throw desk by diizy July 4, 2020

Consultant Desk Pop 

A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.

Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.

Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!

Consultant Desk Pop by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021

Help Desk Supervisor 

a person who fixes issues that others cant. a magical person who knows all, and knows how to fix almost everthing. Truly magnificent, and impossible to live without

"Miranda is the best Help Desk Supervisor in the land, she fixed my networking issue"

Help Desk Supervisor by Anon20 October 7, 2022

to push the Kleenex across the desk 

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

to push the Kleenex across the desk by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

waxing the desk by master desk waxer April 17, 2009

Under The Desk

A phrase originating from working in an office and having awesome secret things under the desk.

This may relate to an awesome secret boner from every time Anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.

This may relate to your awesome secret stash of porn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.

Either way, the phrase "Under The Desk" relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.

Awesome and secret.

Have you heard the new album from that new band from Shoreditch? It's totally under the desk!

Yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!

Carla has awesome BJ technique. It's so far under the desk. Literally. Who knew?!

Under The Desk by tonyadams September 10, 2010