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danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.
"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
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Danger Noodle

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.
by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018
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The Danger DeFelice

Placing your foot in the vaginal hole of a woman...or child. If somebody can four finger, they can Danger DeFelice. Pretty much foot fucking a girl.
That man did the Danger DeFeliced to that chick.

Danger DeFelicing has nothing on the Deaf Jenny
by Left and Aragona June 11, 2009
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Supreme Danger Wank

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.
Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!
by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017
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Danger Wank

Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.

The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.
***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***

"MUM!!! ...."

you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...

OR

On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.

go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy
by VisualShock November 20, 2006
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danger wank

to masturbate in a place where you are likely to get caught at work, woods, train, cinema, phone box, bus (top deck), park, swimming baths, parked car, waist deep in the sea etc…
hmmm... this beats working, hope nobody can see me.....oops!
by strawberry January 6, 2004
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dangerball

A drinking game that is similar to beerpong, but has some dangerous twists. You have an extra cup that rests on top of the other cups (the dangercup) and when that cup is made your team has to take a shot of alcohol. There are also two dangerballs that rest on top of the cups that can get knocked in.
Guy1: Dude, I'm sick of beerpong
Guy2: Let's play some dangerball then
Guy1: That's dangerous
by Robert Bacon November 8, 2007
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