hit a deer

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

by Stainless February 4, 2006

Deer-B-Que

A common activity in West Virginia where a deer is killed and then skinned and placed on a large grill and eaten that way. Similar to a pig roast, except with a deer and it's called a Deer-B-Que instead of a deer roast.

Hey, I see ya hit a deer with ya truck there, lets say you and me have us a Deer-B-Que. Aight.

by CountryBoyWV October 27, 2004

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

deershank

getting stabbed with the horns of a deer.

losers of half-stakes bingo will be deershanked

by Matt1441 December 24, 2007

Poop dealer

When the squad got the shy guy, the annoying one, the jock, and of corse the poop dealer; the fecal distributer; when you trapping so hard you mass produce your own fecal matter

Yo imma poop dealer you need some fecal matter

by Obunga Dunga September 20, 2019

daler

a daler is a person from the town of farmingdale. the mascot for a daler is a lion but thats not what a daler actually is a daler is a beastly creautre hense why it was farmingdale home of the dalers because farmiingdale is beast

omg the dalers rule!

by yerrrrrrr April 4, 2009

Ghetto Deer

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.

Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!

by Ghetto Interpreters March 13, 2011