Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.

Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.

by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015

chocolate infused dairy cocktail

1. Chocolate milk (Choccy milk)
2. planet fitness

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company

by Djeb_8059 April 29, 2023

dairy allergy

What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it

Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy

by Ggeorge0703 April 4, 2022

dairy me

Cover me in sperm

I want you to dairy me so much Luke Walker from earby

by Vape King 420 November 30, 2017

Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017

Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dairy hooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)

Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?

by das010498 November 24, 2020