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foot and ass disease

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.
Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?
by UMC January 31, 2008
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Lenny Kravitz Disease

Being both Jewish and African American. A dying breed, like gingers.
Jeff is so lucky he has Lenny Kravitz Disease! He gets to celebrate Kwanzaa, Christmas, and Hannukah!
by pnthrfan327 January 13, 2010
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chronic wasting disease

What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.
Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
by jethrojones August 11, 2012
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lucy disease

slowness, dumbness, clumsiness, forgetfullness, plenty of blond moments. "just plain lucy" lol
-"I think I have the lucy disease!"
-"How?"
-"I plugged the charger into my phone but didnt plug the charger into the wall! lol"
by lucy disease foundation April 1, 2011
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mung disease

A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.

Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses
Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.
by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004
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skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
by ericarnett February 16, 2009
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Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
by G.Funk January 29, 2010
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