Discare

A combination of dislike and don't care. A response to something totally irrelevant somebody says to you.

Jenny: On the weekend I went to my cottage, and I saw a moose, 2 beavers and a bear!!!

Johnny: I discare. Go away...

by A terribly brilliant person September 11, 2010

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

disclarity

Lack of clarity in any given situation

There was a degree of disclarity around jonathan's early sexual preferences

by Gary Mckler December 9, 2008

discoteca

Spanish word for dance club

At night in Acapulco we headed out to the discoteca.

by lamejor December 9, 2008

Discolexia

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

discombobulationism

discrimination towards discombobulated/confused people

Young Kevin suffered much discombobulationism for being easily confused in school.

by Casper13 March 26, 2010

disco smile

The Disco Smile occurs when someone cranks the BASS and TREBLE way up on their stereo system's equalizer, leaving the mid range very low. On a graphic equalizer, this curve will look like a mouth smiling.

You have now achieved the disco smile. Good job, I hope you didn't *really* want to hear everything that song had to offer.

Lauren: Hey Chris, turn on your car stereo!

Chris: Okay! *click*

Lauren: ARG! Why are my ears bleeding, and I still can't even tell what song it is? Oh, that's right, you're a fan of the disco smile.

Chris: Guilty as charged.

by Kikipopo September 9, 2013