DailyMailitus

DailyMailitus - A common disease which is endemic amongst the middle-classes of England, mainly infecting housewives and is normally caused by reading and believing what's published in the Daily Mail newspaper (the disease can also be contracted by coming into close contact with an infected person(s)).
Symptoms of the illness usually include some or all of the following; Heightened levels of ignorance, a total lack of tolerance towards foreigners, an inclination to blame everything on immigrants, negative views how the country is being run and a tendency to sensationalise fairly unimportant issues.

In order to cure DailMailitus the suffer must stop reading the Daily Mail immediately and go on a strict diet of 'the truth' and 'hard facts'

Lady 1 - "Did you hear Sheila at the PTA meeting on Thursday? She was complaining about hoodie-wearing immigrants stealing all the local jobs and causing global warming."

Lady 2 - "Oh not again. The kids went back to school two week's ago so she's had a lot of spare time to catch DailyMailitus"

by Alkebab March 22, 2007

Poop Daisy

The defiling of another's car by smearing poop over the windshield with your butt, creating six large "petals" with your cheeks, and then dropping a massive pile in the middle to create the center portion of the daisy.

"Dude! That guy parked in a handicapped spot. Let's give him a poop daisy!"

by collywog October 14, 2009

daisy smith

daisy smith is beautiful. she has all the boys after her she is a top dog lol she has many friends. she has lots of enemys but aint afraid to just punch them in the face she is the bestest person you could meet she is always game for terrorrising. but always up for a joke. she is a pure legend and she is loved and adored by many. she is a lovely pretty girl. she always gets with people that love her and have feelings for her so she dosent feel bad when she tells them no she does really start to like them tho.

boy- '' whose that girl?''
boy 2 - '' oh thats daisy smith''

by gina gg January 23, 2012

dairy air

Common misspelling of the French word derrière which refers to the buttocks.

Don't be hating because my derrière (dairy air) is bigger than yours.

by krazykid933 August 29, 2010

daisy chain

Often found in porn, a phenomenon where multiple female participants perform cunnilingus on each other in a circular formation, permitting each participant to both give and recieve oral sex simultaneously.

Those sorority girls often daisy chain on the weekends for cash.

by Matt! February 17, 2003

Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.

H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!

by GullibleZine August 18, 2007

Miss Daisy

Someone who is in a car as a passenger and is telling the driver where to go making the driver their chauffeur

From Role Models:
Danny: Pick us up in two hours
Ronnie: F**k you Miss Daisy!

by gunitthugkillakilla420 May 4, 2010