Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Custard Sleeve mug.A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.
"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."
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Get the Fudging Custard mug.The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police
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