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cryptophile

one who loves crypts unsketchily
Melissa has this strange obsession with tombs, she's such a cryptophile
by Dezzy <3 March 12, 2008
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cryptopsy

This is what a male does when his pussy picks up and leaves.
I cryptopsy no to leave me but she still did.
by Littleone October 21, 2003
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Cryptocurrency

a stupid piece 'o' doodoo money that nobody uses because nobody knows who the anonymous creator crybaby is. what an idiot and chicken.
Cryptocurrency is so dumb
by JazzyBag YT May 25, 2022
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Crypto Currency

the currency that those little fucks to ruin gaming for us gamers, like what the fuck I can't even get a 1080 with the same price it was
Man, I wish if I could start a whole fucking campaign to stop the crypto currency
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Crypto Currency

The currency that those little fucks use to ruin gaming for us gamers, like what the fuck I can't even get a 1080 with the same price it was!
Man, I wish if I could start a whole campaign to stop crypto currency mining...
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Cryptocurrency

Thinly veiled subtext, passive-aggressive language, or ambiguity masquerading as an equivalent to honest dialog. A bid, exchange, or transaction made by utilizing cryptic comments and/or camouflaged questions meant to conceal one’s true meaning. Commonly used to express sentiments too cutting, self-revealing, or vulnerable to say outright. An indirect medium of communication given, received, or transacted post-conversion from its original, more transparent currency, with an exchange-rate that varies based on intention. The motive and personal truth/truths; offered by an individual, accepted by individuals, or adopted by a group; hidden in language.
“That cute guy I met at the new coffee bar downtown asked me if my boyfriend was a coffee snob too, and I told him that I sadly don’t have one of those right now, but the cryptocurrency was obviously that we’re into each other.”

“Can we quit the ‘scheduling conflict’ cryptocurrency and just admit that you aren’t sure how you feel about me and that’s confusing so now I don’t trust you?”

“Oh my god, the cryptocurrency in all three of Richard Linklater’s ‘Before Trilogy’ is so frustratingly well-written, it makes me want to yell at the characters to just spit it out already!”

“Friend, his text responses are ambiguous af and it isn’t your job to decipher his cryptocurrency. Like John Mayer says, ‘Say what you need to say,’ or shut-up.”

“He went on for 20 minutes about how he is in between projects right now but that he has some really exciting stuff in the works, so his cryptocurrency is likely that he doesn’t have a job.”

“Just be safe tonight, it’s not that I’m worried, I’d just be really sad if you weren’t around to eat half of my every meal after you’ve just told me you weren’t hungry.” “I’m sorry, we don’t accept that cryptocurrency at this bank...but I love you too.”
by They Call Me Sunshine May 14, 2021
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CryptoKnightYT

a peculiar kind of person who acquires sexual pleasure from wall riding other players in Forza Horizon 5, including individuals on their own team. Has a particular obsession with grinding b class rivals and remaining on the same time for eternity
if you pull a CryptoKnightYT you will not be allowed to run the tag 'RR&R' in Forza Horizon team wars
by kekclips April 27, 2022
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