cumbler

When a person swishes semen/cum inside of their mouth, and makes a bubble with their mouth.

Regina doesn't like to swallow, because she is a cumbler.

by TorkMe January 6, 2023

Crumbly butt

Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.

4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:

"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.

That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.

I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.

He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"

by Sunny83 June 18, 2023

uber crumbly

1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.

1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!

by Nick - N - Tara February 24, 2009

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

TP crumblies

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.

I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.

by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015