Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

Rice Crispy

A white person, that acts proper white. All posh all shit clothes, super racist to blacks.

That milky called me a monkey, what a milky idiot. No he's a rice crispy.

by BlackJack May 13, 2005

crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s

Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.

by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

Crispy Nibblers

When you rub your balls hard in order ejaculate/bust

Person #1: hey did you hear Sarah gave Jordan crispy nibblers?
Person #2: yeah, I heard he busted all over her!

by Ysect May 10, 2019

crispy sauce

God tier freshness.

How do you like the haircut?

So crispy sauce.

by Heufsch April 4, 2022