Clipper

We like to use the word "CLIPPER" in place of the "C" word as we find that this is far more socially acceptable and less offensive.

You Clipper.....

You are a CLIPPER....

That bloke is an absolute CLIPPER.....

by im not a clipper October 13, 2009

capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.

Can I hit you up in the capper crapper?

by Kevster March 19, 2003

Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

by Olivre March 9, 2007

Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

by duckfromyork August 21, 2010

reverse chipper

The act of wipeing your ass backwards, from back to front packing shit around your man jewels.

Hey where is chip? He is in the toilet doing a reverse chipper.

by sloleak October 6, 2005

California Clipper

1) When a sexual partner rubs a slice of avacado around the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis and bites off the foreskin.

2) When a female's bush is so long and fluffy that her hair clip must be removed from her head to her bush in order to go down on her.

1) "Last night Ronnie said he was tired of cleaning out his uncircumcised penis so we sent him down to Korea Town with $60 and a pint of tequila to have a California Clipper preformed. Ronnie said it was painful, but he had to admit, he kinda' leaned into a little."

2) "Dude, it was dark in the room and when I went for a muff dive I didn't realize I would be nearly suffocated by Regina's bush! I had to California Clipp that shit back or the dive was out of the question!"

by Dive Master December 30, 2011

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021