clinic crawling

A variation on the pub crawl, whereas an addict moves from clinic to clinic to clinic, often in an impaired state, to find more of their beloved opiate.

Hey man, let’s get out for awhile and do some clinic crawling, I don’t wanna run out of my Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

Crawdaddin'

To retract ones previously stated or confirmed position/action on an issue. Basically backing out of something. Its a southern term, used by gentleman and scholars, that alliterates to the backwards action of a crayfish or "crawdad" when getting away from a threat.

Josh: Are we still going to New Orleans for a few days of Man-tivities?
Shane: No, I said I could go but really dont have the vacation time..
Josh: You crawdaddin' on me?!
Shane: Yeah...sorry man.

by xxxThe Taintxxx March 2, 2010

Taint craw

When a girl is playing with your nuts then she uses her hand to craw up your taint and stick her finger in your butt

“She was gummin on my nuts and she did the taint craw”

by Mr. taint December 11, 2019

Carrion Crawler

U.S. grindcore/noisecore band from the late 1990's, now defunct.

I saw Carrion Crawler at the show.

by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 22, 2007

The Craw

The act of taking one's hand, forming a pincer or "claw" (see lobster), pulling the arm back to at 30 degree minimum angle behind the back, and releasing with the force of at least one thousand suns into a girls' private region, with the target being the vagina with one half, and the anus with the other. Continue up the vaginal/anal canal as far as possible, forming a fist when maximum height is reached.

Brian: "Hey babe, I was thinking that tonight we could try out The Craw."

Christina: "No way! That happened to my friend Tammy. She destroyed her vaginal wall, and can queef with her asshole now!"

Brian: *Brings arm back to 30 degree angle*

by Hardcore Platypus December 18, 2013