i have covfefe
by dayboo May 31, 2017
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A 'covfefe' can be problematic when typing on Twitter after 'lights out', as it may fall forward and block your view. The President of the United States, Donald Trump, used the term, most likely out of frustration, when he tweeted "Despite the constant negative press covfefe".
A 'covfefe' can be problematic when typing on Twitter after 'lights out', as it may fall forward and block your view. The President of the United States, Donald Trump, used the term, most likely out of frustration, when he tweeted "Despite the constant negative press covfefe".
by Nettythe1st May 31, 2017
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Mixed emotional reaction that blends resentment over negative publicity generated by the free press with the delight in receiving free publicity for anything at all.
Mixed emotional reaction that blends resentment over negative publicity generated by the free press with the delight in receiving free publicity for anything at all.
Another day, another dollar, thanks to all this thankless, relentless and better-than-PAC-bucks covfefe, plus Alec's constant covxoxo.
by Torrential Downpour May 31, 2017
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by Unknown.emo2703 May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.n. A word that is invented (knowingly or unknowingly) and then used publicly with the expectation that its meaning will be understood, especially with embarrassing results.
v. The act of creating such a word.
v. The act of creating such a word.
The President's covfefe inspired an uproar of comments among detractors who used the word to mock him.
by JesusWept June 2, 2017
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The US sent in the COVFEFE team in Syria to find the leader of ISIS and capture or kill him. Based on Team America: World Police.
I just heard today that COVFEFE had prevented yet another terrorist attack in Portland.
I just heard today that COVFEFE had prevented yet another terrorist attack in Portland.
by Orion Blastar June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.A nonsensical word President Donald Trump used at the end of a Tweet to prove to his child, who was beating him by 98 points in a virtual game of Scrabble, that it was a really real and huge word.
Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".
Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".
"Sorry kid, but I win.. I'm number one, because I'm putting down this huge, epic, in your face, word that only adults who get two scoops of ice cream know.. here it is for a enough points to crush you in a huge way.. COVFEFE.. "
by jvst1ce June 2, 2017
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