Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
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"All these guys drank too much courage juice thinkin they can take us"
"best step down u been drinkin too much Courage juice"
"best step down u been drinkin too much Courage juice"
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by maddeath May 14, 2008
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Those pussys were drinking dutch courage, thinking it will make them tougher. What a bunch of sissys!
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jamie: tryin out for caledonia corvairs this year?
brandon: idk im thinking junior b, might be goin out for stoney creek.
jamie: man, were fucked so many people are leaving this year
brandon: i might, cale has to win one season. cant let people think were shit. we need some decent hockey players...
brandon: idk im thinking junior b, might be goin out for stoney creek.
jamie: man, were fucked so many people are leaving this year
brandon: i might, cale has to win one season. cant let people think were shit. we need some decent hockey players...
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Clyde: Dude I wish we lived in california, then we could party it up with hot chicks with too much money.
Ron: Bro, we live in Corvalibu. Beautiful, emotionally compromised chicas w/ too much money is all we have.
Clyde: Sweet! Let's go land some chicks and break some headboards!
Ron: Bro, we live in Corvalibu. Beautiful, emotionally compromised chicas w/ too much money is all we have.
Clyde: Sweet! Let's go land some chicks and break some headboards!
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