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Corvalibu 

The equivalent of Malibu, but in Corvallis, Oregon ...the college town where douschey expensive cars bought with mommy and daddy's oil money are driven by even douschier aviatar-sporting harlets and meat-heads.
Clyde: Dude I wish we lived in california, then we could party it up with hot chicks with too much money.

Ron: Bro, we live in Corvalibu. Beautiful, emotionally compromised chicas w/ too much money is all we have.

Clyde: Sweet! Let's go land some chicks and break some headboards!
Corvalibu by throwabanana March 6, 2011
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corvalis 

Corvalis is a strong upheld young man he will defend you in whatever situation there is. He has a strong heart and will have your back no matter what. Corvalis can be uptight sometimes and let his anger get ahold of him but any other day corvalis is so fun to hang with and has a great personality. It is so easy to attach to corvalis his spirt is so bright you wouldn’t wanna lose a friend like Corvalis. When Corvalis hugs you you just don’t wanna let go. Corvalis always has the right words to say when it comes to any particular situation. When your with Corvalis just know your up for a surprise you never know with Corvalis.
“Ask Corvalis he would know what to do.”

I love corvalis.” “Corvalis is sooo sweet.”
“Corvalis is so funny.”
corvalis by Jonny gable May 18, 2018

cornalious senior 

A.Rs ass hole
is called "senior" supposedly because he gets more luvin
"hes called senior because he gets more love than junior"
cornalious senior by Hakko December 14, 2003

cornalious junior 

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"
cornalious junior by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious senior 

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"
cornalious senior by Swift December 13, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022