Cosmic

When all around you is going to shit but you're too blind or stupid to see it so you say it's all cosmic.

When your staff are so bad that just turning up on time is an improvement. That's for being on time. You're cosmic.

by Jojnny5 December 28, 2023

Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024

Cosmic douma

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats

Aww cosmic douma fuck me hard

by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023

Cosmic douma

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats

Aww cosmic douma fuck me hard

by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023

Cosmic Douma

the most retarded kid the world has ever seen

Cosmic Douma likes to rape kids

by sneakay :3 April 30, 2023

Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".

Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!

by wingednessaria December 6, 2022

Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.

Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.

by Marty Farty December 29, 2022