Cosmic Douma

the most retarded kid the world has ever seen

Cosmic Douma likes to rape kids

by sneakay :3 April 30, 2023

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Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023

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Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".

Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!

by wingednessaria December 6, 2022

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Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.

Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.

by Marty Farty December 29, 2022

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only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.

Did you see the new TikTok cosmic brownie core posted?

by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023

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