Cosmic Brownie

A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.

“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”

by shittersclogged March 09, 2022

Cosmic Brownies

A slang term used to say that you want to eat someone's human waste.

Can I have some Cosmic Brownies???

by poopcats267 November 20, 2023

Cosmic causeway

A highway in space made for traveling unprecedented speeds.

Hop on the cosmic causeway to get to Sagittarius B

by Campbell Adam Rhys January 03, 2021

cosmic whirl

A large thingy that never fucking ends in space

The cosmic whirl never fucking ends by the way.

by alcoholic99 November 02, 2023

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 07, 2024

Cosmic Slot

A Cosmic Slot is the term preferred for a space vagina.

Mate she has one bangin' cosmic slot. Sparkly.

by JTram April 29, 2013

Cosmic

When all around you is going to shit but you're too blind or stupid to see it so you say it's all cosmic.

When your staff are so bad that just turning up on time is an improvement. That's for being on time. You're cosmic.

by Jojnny5 December 28, 2023