Cosmic

When all around you is going to shit but you're too blind or stupid to see it so you say it's all cosmic.

When your staff are so bad that just turning up on time is an improvement. That's for being on time. You're cosmic.

by Jojnny5 December 28, 2023

Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023

Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".

Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!

by wingednessaria December 6, 2022

Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.

Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.

by Marty Farty December 29, 2022

Cosmics

A loser on Twitch who never stream

Guy1 : Yo bud who dat Cosmics guy ?
Guy2 : Man that annoying ting on twitch .

by NotCosmic January 12, 2019

cosmic rainbow

The resulting act of ejacualting into the vagina of a woman who is on her period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018