Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023

cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

Cosmic Flower

That one girl you'd give your all to

"She's such a Cosmic Flower"

by Biggestjoe May 19, 2022

Cosmic overload

The eerie feeling of every existential experience known to man and consciousness all at once

Bro I took like 5 g of mushrooms and begin to experience cosmic overload.

by TheHomieLettuce January 1, 2022

cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.

Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?

by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020

cosmic memers

Best server in the world

Cosmic memers is the best server

by markssssksks December 7, 2020