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Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.
As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.
by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023
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The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable
Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets
I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz
by zaksquatch July 22, 2011
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cosmic

the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for who's fun to talk to and will always cheer up!

(👇🏻that is just a hint for the cosmic im talking about )
by everydumbuserwastaken January 19, 2022
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Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".
Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!
by wingednessaria December 6, 2022
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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cosmic

a loose bottom with a broken laptop
Cosmic is a loose bottom, who dictates people on discord with a broken laptop
by Jessica sjsjsj March 20, 2021
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