the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for who's fun to talk to and will always cheer up!
(👇🏻that is just a hint for the cosmic im talking about )
(👇🏻that is just a hint for the cosmic im talking about )
cosmic underscore genesis
by everydumbuserwastaken January 19, 2022
Its when you got so much money that its cosmic like its outta this world so much cant even keep it in the bank (so much money you cant handle
by Rich youngin April 22, 2022
when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.
just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish
by Otis b. green June 3, 2015
a drink made in the northwest of ireland containing milk, tequila and the breading from kfc drunk from a kfc bucket
by Dman December 2, 2004
An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”
by DarthNBL September 16, 2023
by dinkystinker January 28, 2023