monica closet

A closet or room in your house where you put everything you don't know what do with; just crammed with stuff, and very messy. From the TV show "Friends". The character Monica was an obsessive neat-freak, but it was revealed in one episode that in fact she had a closet stuffed completely full of junk.

"Don't open that door! It's my Monica closet."

by Itsnotme December 29, 2008

Cometbus

One of the greatest zines ever created.
Changed the mentality of punk rock and introduced the fascinating Cometbus-esque, a unique style of writing

Aaron Cometbus is a true genius. His zine, Cometbus, has been printed since '83 and it's still fresh and with a unique writing style. long live the east bay punk scene woo!

by dr. gruff April 10, 2008

Closet Killer

A Horrified Logo Made By Paramount Television During 1969-1970's.

Closet Killer, Produced By Paramount, Is A 3-Second Horror Movie That Will Give You Nightmares.

by Paramouth-to-ASS Productions March 28, 2012

halfway out of the closet

A phrase used to describe being bisexual and being out of the closet about it.

I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

closeteer

One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.

I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!

by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011

Colette

Someone who is not like anyone else you’ve met. She has your wrapped around her finger in seconds. She is an incredibly strong girl who’s been through a lot but she doesn’t let her past phase her. She’s a badass like that. She is so hot and has the most impeccable style. She owns who she is and she’s not afraid of what people might think. She is an amazing person who cares for others but knows excalty how to take care of herself and live life the good way. Everyone should look up to Colette and love her for who she is because she is Extraordinary.

Human: That girl is so cool, I want to be like that.

Human 2: Yep, that’s colette, no one could ever be like that, she is amazing.

by _mother_chucker March 6, 2019