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Correctionitis

Purposely correcting someone when not invited to a conversation.
You suffer from 'Correctionitis' as you keep butting in on my conversation.
by DaTruth42 November 17, 2018
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corrextion

A text message you send immediately after a text message to correct your spelling.
'See you thin!' --> corrextion... *then
'Are you later!' --> corrextion... I meant 'SEE you later'
by bearbangsdrum December 18, 2011
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confectionise

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to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary
"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"
by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004
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connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
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Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.
"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."
by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014
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confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.
I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!
by QuacksO January 7, 2017
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Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.
Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af
by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017
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