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Corpse-man

A new word the 44th President of the USA (Barack Obama) made up during one of his passionate teleprompter speeches about a military member. Basically, he is unfamiliar with Military lingo and didn't know how to pronounce CORPSMAN.
Corpse-man Mike Smith
by I laugh at him February 8, 2010
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Corporate Fixie/Gears

Individual that works a 9-5 corporate job. Once the clock hits 5, you can find such individual riding a bike around town. Cut-off shorts are not required, but a casual Friday look will due.
"Yeah. Cool. See you at the park around 6:00 pm. I'll just turn in some numbers to my boss and go home and change." - Corporate Fixie/Gears
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marine corpgasm

If a woman dates one of the few, the proud, she has a marine corpgasm.
Fuck me hard, Corporal Shepard. Give me a marine corpgasm.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
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bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.
In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.
by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014
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Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.
by Rankojin July 15, 2004
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corpsetwt

A group of the baddest bitches ever to support Corpse Husband
Man I love corpsetwt
by itsbingusbitch February 14, 2021
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corporate colostomy

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well
by cumbrianbeast January 15, 2004
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