cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 04, 2005

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004

cooter cousin

When two girls have slept with the same guy.

OMG you slept with Taylor too? We are cooter cousins now.

by Rachel Sawyer November 18, 2009

Cracklin Cooter

When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.

Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!

by That Real nigga April 11, 2009

cooters pooters

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

by tooory&&kristina July 16, 2011

Fruitloop Cooter

A wet and soggy vagina that has a bit of crunch to it and after a while it gets sour.

You have a Fruitloop Cooter.

by Dustin Turner December 12, 2008

Cooter Crabs

The type of genital crabs that chicks get in there vagina.

That chick I fucked last night gave me her cooter crabs.

by Assbark April 01, 2010