Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

brady cook

He's a fucking player but he is actually so fucking Hoooooottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has justin beiber hair and little pieces of hair that stick up from behind is ears. He'll date ur bestfriend. He will also make you fall in love with him but then he never talks to you again.

Hey did you see brady cook
Ya he fucking is so hot but he will ruin ur life
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by Brady Fish May 9, 2019

she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song

puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi

by ChessRaven42 May 3, 2020

cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

Friggin cookbook

An overpriced cookbook with awful advice made by snake oil salesman none other than the much and rightfully hated Greg Turkesterone Doucette.

I was dumb enough to buy this friggin cookbook. I feel robbed bro.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

What’s cooey Louie?

Alternative greeting to What’s up? Generally utilized by lame Nor Cal wanna be trendsetters.

Hey Patas, what’s Cooey Louie?

by Nina Laquesha May 3, 2020

Ben Tyler cook

The love of dees life

Lola: who is Ben Tyler cook?
Gi: it’s the love of dees life

by Puddim May 14, 2020