Confurmed

When you happen to find out something you thought was okay or even decent is actually just some limpdick furry type shit.

John : Hey is Jimmy a good Christian cause I think he's hella sus.
Carl: Yeah you right, he just told me to call him Zip Zap.
John: Confurmed.

by KillAllFurries November 30, 2017

Confucked

Confused only with different letters at the end of the name.

Im so confucked!
You have confucked me!
Dont Confuck me!

by Rave in a box March 23, 2009

confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.

guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !

by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confukled

Another way of saying confused, that Hayley came up with

I am so confukled

by Confukled April 28, 2011

confucked

confused as fuck

i'm so confucked of what just happened. confucked

by Mister Payne May 10, 2011

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011