confuckled

confusing, drunken sex you wake up regretting the next day

Dude, I was so wasted last night, I'm confuckled.

by HaRain_07 December 29, 2007

Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.

That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

CONFUCKED

tHERE IS NO ALTERNATE YOU ARE FUCKED.

yOUR HUSBAND CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU ARE CONFUCKED.

by CAN'T GO HOME September 4, 2009

Confagled

When one is indescribably happy.

Originally from words of unknown origin whilst still maintaining meaning from a very important mind.

"DUDE! I just got a blowjob! I'm so fucking confagled!"
"SEX!"

by FloggingMutton June 24, 2009