competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Comething

Something to cum on

Sum is short for something.

Cum is short for comething.

by JarOfMayonnaise May 29, 2021

Competiotion

Two members of science olympiad sing to the death.

We had a bracket hammering competiotion

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021

Competiotion

A sing off between two members of science olympiad to the death.

*intense competiotion moment*

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021

Compatint

An insult that is meant to be a complament

When you called me an idiot was that a compatint

by Some kid on internet August 1, 2022

Compatint

An insult that was meant to be a compliment

When you said im an idiot was that a compatint

by Some kid on internet August 1, 2022