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competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"
wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.
by slinger may i say March 10, 2021
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Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".
"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"
by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021
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Comething

Sum is short for something.

Cum is short for comething.
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Competiotion

We had a bracket hammering competiotion
by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021
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Competiotion

A sing off between two members of science olympiad to the death.
*intense competiotion moment*
by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021
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Compatint

An insult that is meant to be a complament
When you called me an idiot was that a compatint
by Some kid on internet August 1, 2022
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Compatint

When you said im an idiot was that a compatint
by Some kid on internet August 1, 2022
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