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Cotten Mouth

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".
by Gabstaaaa & Kelso DHUE June 2, 2007
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Colton's Mom's Vagina

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.
"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"
by CJHat April 9, 2010
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Colton

A Colton is an amazing boyfriend who is always there when you need him. He is good at all sports, especially football! A Colton is gorgeous, good-looking, energetic, sweet, cute, sometimes weird, trustworthy, cuddly, and funny guy. He is definitely husband material! Any girl would be lucky to be with such an amazing guy!
Colton is an amazing quarterback.
Colton is the most amazing and good-looking boyfriend.
by KaiJoR May 26, 2018
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ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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Colton Georges

A professional golfer that goes by the name of milton stroganof #1 varsity in santa maria, california at his high school.
Have you heard of that guy colton georges he is so pro.
by Colton Georges February 12, 2009
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A Colton Shock

The act of being a tool; Walking around like he owns the place
Girl: Im so mad my boyfriend just dumped me!

Friend: Its okay he was a Colton Shock.
by thekidkidkidcudi March 1, 2010
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Content

not wanting more or anything else
I am content with what I have.
by Lady Amalthea May 31, 2009
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