Colossus

The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously.

Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.

Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.

Gross, dude, did you just colossus?

by el michelob October 18, 2011

colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Colossus

a total cock face.

you are a colossus.

by Revorg October 19, 2008

coleslaw

its the result of being so fat(women) that you get bacteria building up in the pubic region that it looks actaully like coleslaw

Casey safty had a lot of coleslaw.

by cuba libre March 7, 2005

colosous

a docter/comic character, can also mean ogre/giant/hulk

poop is a damn thing weith ghdso

by AklazarGIVESblastcocks September 26, 2003

colossome

An adjective describing a well endowed woman's breasts.

Did you see those colossome tits? Yeah they were huge.

by lqberry September 14, 2007

Colossus

An annoying little twit who finds it funny to spam UrbanDictionary requests in IRC.
Found to live in desolate areas.

COLOSSUS FUCK OFF WITH THE UD SPAM

by DanWhite October 19, 2008