cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

cockblock

you. ryan. basically anyone named ryan.

Person 1: "bro whats a cockblock"
Person 2: "you."
Person 1. "... what the fuck"

by cockyblockysucky April 24, 2022

Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.

Bro why u cockblocking me.

by Funnyniga October 20, 2019

cockblock

when someone keeps interrupting you having sex or getting in the mood unknowingly

dude she kept knocking on our door to ask dumb questions she cockblocked us 6 times

by gorl1829 July 03, 2022

CockBlock

Christan

Christan is such a CockBlock

by asdfvghjkl April 04, 2018

COCKBLOCK

Cockblock

He cockblocked me....

by Theblockedone! February 25, 2021