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cocklock

to pin down a womans vagina with a massive cock
dude, i cocklocked this bitch when i was bonin her last night
by joe mackdonald April 22, 2006
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cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.
Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.
by Martin September 24, 2003
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cocklock

A cocklock is a form of gay sex when two men rub their erect penises against each other.
Oprah enjoys watching young boys engage in homo-erotic activities such as the traditional cocklock.
by Oprah Hilton August 3, 2007
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Double cockblock

To ruin someone's chances of ruining you date
If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,

And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.
by djawesome54 January 8, 2015
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U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then
by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010
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cockblock

Someone who games on the women you're lookin' at, even though they know you're goin' after them. See Walking Cockblock and SlickD
SlickD is the biggest cockblock. He's always hittin' on my women.
by Gaetani April 20, 2003
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Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
by Juhurty October 5, 2011
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