Clusterfuck

When your Mrs hangs too much shit on your kids walls, over decorating.

This is a clusterfuck!!!
Minimise the shit on the wall

by Hava Tinnie double knecker October 13, 2017

Clusterfuck

A bunch of shit going wrong all at the same time.

The logistics weren't planned well; the guide was new; the flights were cancelled; the luggage broke; the food sucked, and everything you can imagine wasn't going right. Basically, It was a clusterfuck of a trip.

by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017

Supreme Clusterfuck

Similar to a regular clusterfuck, only 300% or so worse.

Tim's onstage performance was a Supreme Clusterfuck

by SystemShutDown March 4, 2018

Clusterfuck

The Labour Party (UK)

The Labour Party is a clusterfuck.

by LunarLass March 12, 2017

clusterfuck

A political term used to describe a large gathering of migrants

"He went to meet a clusterfuck of migrants in Calais, and said they could come to Britain"

by Baaelz May 10, 2016

clusterfuck

Any cluster of servers running Microsoft Operating Systems.

I built a new IIS clusterfuck.

by HairierThanRobinWilliams July 10, 2016

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020