clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.

Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Chubby Grub

A fat person with lots of rolls of fat around the stomach area

1.He's such a Chubby Grub
2.Her child eats so much,he looks like a Chubby Grub
3.Dont you think that that fat woman looks like a Chubby Grub

by HannahBanana2008 March 2, 2008

Clubbox

Clubbox is a korean file trading site , similar to a P2P program , mostly used to download korean tv shows.

i just got the new InkiGayo off of clubbox

by Tounge73 December 17, 2008

chubby taco

A fat mexican slut.

Yo I fucked a chubby taco last night.

by g biscdick September 26, 2014

Chubby Chaser

Someone who like big girls

“Yo bro you see that skinny girl she cute.” “Nahh I’m more like a chubby chaser.”

by Tricey March 12, 2018

Clubbing

The action of clit rubbing, as opposed to fingering which also encompasses touching the inside of a vagina.

“Yeah, he totally clubbed me yesterday.”
“People say that you should try clubbing instead of immediately fingering someone.”

by Jabba the Sluttt May 28, 2020