Clench

Clench is to be frigity, awkward and just overall weird. Like that strange dude that always lurks with the group but nobody wants them there.

Oh my god I just wish George would leave us alone he's such a clench.

by pot.thot January 2, 2019

clench bit

when your penis gets pinched by your fly zipper

"OW I just had a clench bit"

by mental663 September 20, 2019

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

Swayze Clench

A Swayze Clench is the tightest grip (on anything) invented.

This term was discovered while watching Dirty Dancing with my girlfriends and we realized that the movie is just a way for women to get their fill of foreplay - the two main characters only kiss a few times and you don't even see them have sex!

So a Swayze Clench was born - meaning a death grip or tight handed grip on something (an idea, an object, a thought)...

Bob has a Swayze Clench on that piece of cake!

by keyestones September 23, 2009

Millenial Calendar

A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."

Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.

by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018

Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits

Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"

by Forfader June 21, 2013

Cenditis

an extremely large and asymmetrically round pregnant woman needing more than just momentum to get out of bed.

"Babe, can you give me a hand? This cenditis, is making it really hard for be to get up!"

"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."

by Cendy March 3, 2008