Gusset Cement

What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".

by Nefeco April 24, 2005

cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

ben cimons

Acting really sketchy, like taking sketchyness to a whole new level.

Associated with drug use and sale.

"Dude Kyle pulled a Ben Cimons today! He cut up some green right in the middle of a sandwich shop!"

by Artem Artemov December 9, 2008

cement mixer

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 26, 2004

cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

cimino

angry little woman who must have the following: greasy hair, high waters, granny panty line, and a saggy crotch. enjoys doming raccoons and desert creatures. hates kids who eat in her room or dont watch big love.

damn did you see that cimino...

nah bro, i did and that shit was fucked up.

by theciminomaster February 8, 2010

comendable

worthy of applause; deserving praise

Knowing nothing more comendable for a mans recreation
Than Mirth which is used in an honest fashion.

John Davies in "Scourge of Folly" (1621), describing Shakespeare's understanding of comedy.

by Hakan Gür January 8, 2008