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motion sickness cigarette

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"
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wet cigarette

One who can never find enjoyment in any situation. a downer. One who never becomes excited or aroused.
Colin is such a wet cigarette. He could could be knuckle-deep in Mila Jovovich with one hand and have a thousand dollars in the other and he'd still find something to complain about.
by Ryan Burk April 1, 2007
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Cigarettes

Somthing that was made SPECIFICALLY to piss ,"Biafra J," off. Chances are this person is EMO, and just needs somthing to bitch about in his otherwise empty life...

The reality is that smoking calms you down, and the world would be a better place if EVERYONE smoked-- Even babies!
"I haven't beat the shit out of anyone since I started smoking..."
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. April 29, 2005
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cigarettes

A highly controversial, highly profitable product on the market that is made to be smoked.

It is under fire because it destroys the human body in innumerable ways, is highly addictive, and has no medical benefit whatsoever. Generally, people who have been smoking for an extended period of times regret the experience and try to quit in vain (due to the fact that nicotine, a highly addictive substance, is contained in cigarettes). There are many strategies to quitting smoking such as a nicotine patch or chewing gum, designed to satiate the smoker's need for nicotine without killing the buyer.

Despite the fact that these products aimed at helping people quit smoking are making off very well, cigarettes are being banned in some other countries, and the discover that cigarettes contain types of poison and unsavory ingredients, this does not stop the average brain-dead teenager from picking up a pack and effectively inducing five different kinds of hell on their lungs.

Meanwhile, most other people regard them as complete idiots, and they will too, ten years down the line. Cigarettes are the things that some kids in every generation pick up and, being the stupid asshats that they are, think is actually helping them in some twisted way; when in fact, they will look back in twenty years when they are diagnosed with leukemia, mutter, "Wow, I was such a stupid asshat back then.". Then they will have stupid asshat kids, and those kids will, despite their parents' warnings, smoke cigarettes thinking that it's helping them in some twisted way.

Because as we all know, Stupidity is much stronger than logic, fact, and desire to keep one's lungs intact.
There are many corporations that profit off of human ignorance and people devoid of their own fucking brains, but none as much as the companies producing cigarettes.
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Mexican Cigarettes

"Mexican cigarettes - Cigarettes from Mexico!"
"Fred is off his head from too many mexican cigarettes!"
by Green Id Monster March 4, 2010
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Sideline Cigarette

the cigarette that you smoke after losing a game of beer pong
Damn dude we lost again. It's going to be like 2 hours before we get back on the table. Lets go smoke a sideline cigarette.
by houSTONER June 12, 2010
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Pussy cigarette

Vapes, because they are not as harmful as regular cigarettes
Sebastian is such a pussy for smoking pussy cigarettes
by Urban Principle April 26, 2019
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