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christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.
i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year
by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008
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Christmas Kiddie

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.
Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?
by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007
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Christmas Gamerscore

n. The influx of Gamerscore on the Xbox 360 that comes in after you get games for Christmas.
Person 1: Yeah, how'd you get your gamerscore so high?

Person 2: It wasn't very high before the Christmas Gamerscore came flowing in.
by rdoneil January 6, 2009
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Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.
Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.
by Dode April 4, 2009
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Christmas tree surfing

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.
Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!
by allen314159 December 30, 2009
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Christmas carolophrenia

When the voices in your head will not stop singing Christmas carols long after the holiday has passed. The only known cure is listening to "It's a Small World"
I have a bad case of Christmas carolophrenia, I can't get Jingle Bell Rock out of my head.
by profga December 21, 2010
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Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.
Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.
by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011
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