Pizza chip

AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.

Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.

by Dokta J August 18, 2015

Crunchyroll and Chips

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

by FedoraNeckbeard April 4, 2016

Skidders and chips

Skidders and chips is a mem for eating chips in a toilet with skid marks in the bowl .

Boyfriend - babe wanna get some dinner ?
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox May 28, 2018

abandoned chip

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.

Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.

by ObamaOwnz October 21, 2010

Nipple Chips

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.

"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"

by TealGame August 9, 2016

chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

by andy1 March 25, 2007

Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.

Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.

by Mediocrity May 27, 2013