abandoned chip

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.

Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.

by ObamaOwnz October 20, 2010

Skidders and chips

Skidders and chips is a mem for eating chips in a toilet with skid marks in the bowl .

Boyfriend - babe wanna get some dinner ?
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox April 21, 2018

Chips And Salsa

Another name for Rough Sex

Lulu kept asking Jack for chips and salsa, and he gave it to her.

by JacobyJ July 09, 2020

Nipple Chips

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.

"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"

by TealGame August 10, 2016

Crunchyroll and Chips

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

by FedoraNeckbeard December 26, 2015

chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

by andy1 March 22, 2007

Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.

Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.

by Mediocrity May 27, 2013