Blowin' Chips

A term used for centuries by the Masai people of Africa, it involves the ceremonial eating of a spicy, burrito like food called a Pashoo. This is followed, 24 hours later, by a release of excrement so intense that the rectal lining crisps up and falls off.

"Last night,after i had some taco bell, i shat so hard my ass felt like i was blowin' chips"

by cgriff May 16, 2007

Skidders and chips

Skidders and chips is a mem for eating chips in a toilet with skid marks in the bowl .

Boyfriend - babe wanna get some dinner ?
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox April 21, 2018

abandoned chip

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.

Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.

by ObamaOwnz October 20, 2010

sco chips

Abbreviation for sour cream and onion chips

I love me some sco chips dude

by Scochiplover October 13, 2021

Pizza chip

AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.

Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.

by Dokta J July 23, 2015

chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

by andy1 March 22, 2007

Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.

Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.

by Mediocrity May 27, 2013