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china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
by Theabsenceoflogic September 6, 2018
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China Money

"Creative freedom is great and all but we need that sweet, sweet China money," the executive said while choking on zhang cock.
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China brain

A person that is usually by some way chinese, that has a very high intellect. It has probably a higher IQ than a Big brain 10x.
This word is used when a chinese kid is smart for a chinese kid, because everyone know asian kids are automatically Big brain
Person number 1: Wow, how did Tobias get it all right?

Person number 2: Because he is China brain, bro.
by TOOOOB69 October 19, 2020
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China D

A man who looks Chinese with a small willy and a tad Loco
Seen loads of China D out today
by Rexnkali December 5, 2019
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Polish China

Paper plates, and other disposable types of food wares. Usually used to describe someone who is abysmally cheap.
Mike: Hold on don't use that!

Julie: Why not?

Mike: Because I don't want to do dishes, here's a paper plate.

Julie: Oh! A big spender breaking out the Polish China. 😏
by Ethanthacat April 17, 2021
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China Fax

Something that is completely and utterly incomprehensible and can only be understood by a China Fax Decryptor. China Fax is also used to respond to the aforementioned incomprehensible statement.
Person 1: Im gong tu fuk yur mam
Person 2: China Fax
by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021
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China all

China all means all fake
by Chingchong's October 4, 2019
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