California State University, Chico

A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)

Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.

by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011

Chago

Someone who does nothing or very little.

Dude, He is so chago that he didn't even hang out with his best friends on mischief night.

by Zck Brkn. April 16, 2008

CHIG

faggot from hazel grove - derives from chris heron is gay - slow, sloth-like.

get on with it chig - u fucking lazy twat

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

chico loco

a crazy latino or chicano dude.

look at that chico loco over there, he wildin out.

by Xtin June 13, 2005

chiboi

gangsta. straight up slizzy slappin motha fucka.

robby: "What up Chiboi!??"
vinny: "not too much.... just got done smackin this slizzy up."

by ROBnVINSANITY October 7, 2004

Chigoon

n 1: an awkward stupid or oafish child 2: an aggressive child criminal

You're such a chigoon!

by me April 10, 2004

Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007