chatting ninja

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.

Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.

by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

Chaxting

1. The act of typing graphic descriptions of nasty hot scrumping via chat box on IM.

2. A cross between chatting and sexting.

She was drunk and horny and couldn't find her phone so she started chaxting up random dudes on her friends list.

by Sexprude September 21, 2011

charminimum

Charminimum – the point at which you're down to the last roll of toilet paper. In my house, that's Charmin brand.

Hon, I asked you to get more PT! Got half a roll left. I hate being at charminimum!

by Junk Drawer Kathy December 24, 2011

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Chatting Chud

When everything that someone says is a lie

Josh stop chatting Chud, there is no way you won that much money or played professional football or own that many houses

by BigCharlieAdam August 30, 2016

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

Charging Bull

The Charging Bull is a statue of a bull on Wall Street. It is a well known gathering site for the kind of poop eaters that work in finance. The bull is often used as the symbol of a strong stock market.

Let's meet up at the Charging Bull for lunch.

by MultiFest October 29, 2017