Chantal

contestant on America's Next Top Model, final two but lost to Saleisha Stowers.

also is cookware

also the middle name of Johnny Depp's skank wife Vanessa Paradis

ANNA: "did you see Chantal lose on AMericas next top model?"

David: "no Tyra banks Sucks"

by Betsiii Ross August 4, 2008

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

Chanakah

A holiday that the Jewish use in place of Christmas.

Walking up to a Jewish friend and wishing him Merry Christmas he looks at you sidways and says, Don't you mean Chanakah?

by Chrissy Michelle December 21, 2005

Chana

1. Informal term for an uneducated national of the Indian subcontinent living in the Arabian Peninsula.

2. Shoddy, ignorant, half-hearted or irrational in the style of the Indian subcontinent.

3. A chickpea.

The furniture store was overrun with Chanas as soon as they announced the weekend discount.

Driving a car without hubcaps is quite a Chana thing to do.

May I interest you on a cheese paratha with a side of dhal and chana?

by Bellsouth July 7, 2019

chantalle

an adjective for hot bolixicans (someone who has a parent born from bolivia& the other from mexico)

OR

the name of the hot bolixican herself

Example
GUY: dude i was with jenny last night..
GUY #2: woah, isnt she chantalle?
GUY: yeah

Example 2
GUY: me & chantalle are having a house party tomorrow
GUY #2: she's the hot bolixican right?
GUY: yuppp

by chantalle baby :) June 16, 2009

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

chantara

The most amazing person ever.

Chantara is amazing

by Chantara November 3, 2019