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Orgasm Chair

A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.
I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.
You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!
by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006
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Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.
Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!
by Brick October 13, 2004
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Chairrel roll

When you are naked on a computer chair and spin around on webcam. On stickam or MSN or some online video messaging.
Do a Chairrel Roll

Dude I got Chairrel Rolled

WTF is Chairrel Roll and why is he naked on his computer chair?
by =RTG=Renegade March 27, 2009
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Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.
The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.
by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009
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Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.
"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"
by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011
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don't be tappin' no back of my chair

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.
*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"
by - October 15, 2004
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