Centuar

Systrom - a goalie we room with that is a bendy and tries to go tongues down as a goalie and can't down a beer to save his life.

The Centuar yells at Nik and Keith because they are hilarious.

by gongshowcity10 January 14, 2009

Century Club

group of people who drink recklessly,and have generally bad jugement.also known as alcoholics.

You can tell by the bloodshot eyes and the day-old beer smell that those guys are all in the Century Club.

by BUB May 10, 2003

Twentieth Century

1. The ~ Limited, an extinct luxury train from New York to Chicago.
2. Hell on Earth, 1900-1999, or 1901-2000, for would-be purists.

In the Twentieth Century fools prated of progress, and mass murder was an athletic event.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

The Lie of the Century

When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.

Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.

Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?

Stupid NY sluts: No not really

Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?

Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?

Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)

Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.

rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"

by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009

Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.

Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......

by Joeber April 28, 2005

Century-high club

When a group of people have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minuets.

Yo dude were gonna join the century-high club tonight!

by Danny14 June 2, 2009

Centurion

Centurions are the sassiest and sexiest people to ever touch the face of the earth. Some might even say that they are too sexy for this camp.

Centurions too sexy for this camp x3
TOUCH YOURSELVES
Centurions too sexy for this camp x2

by 欧许 November 23, 2018