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Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.
“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA
by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019
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Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.
"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"
by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023
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callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal
by Crex6 May 5, 2018
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Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.
Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?
by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 16, 2022
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Callum McEnerney

Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.
Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.
by Urban. Dictionary May 12, 2020
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callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.
Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken
by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017
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Callum Browne

Callum Browne is a another way of saying 'Your Mum is in my sex dungeon.' Many people use it nowadays. For example Lebron James uses it. This is the phrase he is commonly known for. However, for Asians, Callum Browne is used for the word "I am having an orgasim." For White people Callum Browne means, I did your sister.
"Hey do you know Callum Browne?" Said Lebron James

"Callum Browne, Callum Browne," Said the Asian having Sex

"Hey I Callum Browne," Said the Guy
"I don't have a sister," said the Asian
"You will soon
by CallBrow September 16, 2019
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