callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum Derrick

Callum is a beautiful, kind hearted boy. He is very generous and out going. Callum looks out for his family and friends, is very supportive, and achieves a lot of great things. He is caring and a very good looking boy, he’s strong and passionate about sports, and overall he is beautiful on the inside and out

Callum Derrick, is such an amazing boy.

by Demidowdc July 29, 2021

Callum killmartin

the leader of the simps

hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin

by sillywily February 17, 2020

Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.

“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA

by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019

CALLUM TURNER

THE HOTTEST AND THE MOST TALENTED ACTOR IN THE WORLD

OH THERE GOES CALLUM TURNER

by Pasta. June 06, 2022

Callum Turner

I have nothing to say

"Callum Turner is so hot!"
"Simp."

by francoistherabbit June 06, 2022

callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.

Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken

by BlazeOfGloredcard September 07, 2017