cali blowhorn

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

by leslie smith November 2, 2007

I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali

Self explanatory.
If you don't like rap music, then get the fuck off my definition and get your bitch-ass to suburbandictionary.com

It is a song that you should know.

by Diego November 21, 2003

Caisen

The world's saddest excuse for a troll.

Mark: "Hey did you see that guy who tried to troll me?"
Jay: "Yeah, what a Caisen Mirassou

by Donald Barrett October 22, 2011

Calissa

They’re the kind of person that everyone wants to be friends with. Always bubbly and caring, their personality just makes your day better by being around them. This is the kind of person that you get really excited about seeing no matter how often you are together. They always know just the right thing to say and are there to help you through your roughest days. Once you get to know a Calissa you realize just how special she is and you become captivated by every part of her.

Dude: Isn’t Calissa like the best girlfriend ever, dude??
Other Dude: yeah dude, she is totally the best girlfriend ever

by Calissa7373838 November 22, 2021

Calissa

They’re the kind of person that everyone wants to be friends with. Always bubbly and caring, their personality just makes your day better by being around them. This is the kind of person that you get really excited about seeing no matter how often you are together. They always know just the right thing to say and are there to help you through your roughest days. Once you get to know a Calissa you realize just how special she is and you become captivated by every part of her

Dude: Isn’t Calissa like the best girlfriend ever, dude??

Other dude: yeah dude, Calissa is totally the best girlfriend ever.

by Calissa7373838 November 22, 2021

calistatube

the girl with the ugly blue wall

person 1: "did you watch calistatube's newest video?"
person 2: "who's calistatube?"
person 1: "you know, the girl with the ugly blue wall."
person 2: "oh right! calistatube!"

by cabinethealer59 January 23, 2022

Calista

Very hot (you’ll fall in love at first sight without even trying) she has fat ass syndrome she’s been suffering with it her whole life, she loves jennymar more then anything. Extremely breath taking.

Oh wow look at calistas enormous ass I bet she can start earth quakes with it!

by #gayandproud July 1, 2022