calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.

"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."

by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008

Not clickbait

When something is real and not a phony thing.

I found Tobey Maguire in my bathtub real not clickbait 2018.

by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018

click flash

Blingin' like a model all night. Bedazzled and swinging.

Did you see me last night rockin' that dress!? Click Flash!!

by RuralJur March 18, 2009

Clicker thingy

the hand scanner used at several stores. this is a better name for it than simply a 'hand scanner'

Customer: Do i need to put this pop on the belt?
Karla(cashier):No, i can have John scan it with the clicker thingy
John: Yay!

by J.o.h.n.G January 31, 2009

clickin' heels

To want to return home from the place you are now, or returning from Oz by clickin' heels.

Dorothy: "There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home..."

Dorothy: "We're home Toto!"

Aunt Em: "How did you get back?"

Dorothy: "By clickin' heels biatch."

by Claduh July 14, 2010

Clickappointed

The feeling one gets when clicking on a promising link, then discovering the story isn't nearly as exciting as first thought.

I followed the link to a story about Rooney serving an injunction on his son, only to be clickappointed when I found it was about Mickey Rooney, not Wayne.

by Jayjay500 March 15, 2011

click-digger

A click-digger is a person on social media who ask you to like/comment/share their supposedly social-worthy post, all the while proclaiming that most people won't. They desperately hope that they can guilt-trip you into clicking on and sharing their post.

"I hate Norma sending me those guilt-trips about having a family member with mental health issues, saying that she knows no-one will re-post it. She's such a click-digger!"

by Kentoonist June 6, 2014